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Spiced Rum Commercial

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Spiced Rum Commercial (Demo)
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Written by Unknown
Appears on Admittedly Incomplete Demos
Sung by Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor
Duration 1:16
Genre Pirate
Language English


Spiced Rum Commercial is a song on Admittedly Incomplete Demos.

This demo was made for the spiced rum brand Captain Morgan for use in a commercial, as the song uses the brand's signature slogan "Got a little captain in you?" and the brand is known for their spiced rums. The lyrics very clearly paint a portrait of pirates, which is what their mascot Captain Morgan is.

It is unknown why this song never aired as a commercial, but it is very likely either higher ups at Diageo rejected it, or one Tally Hall member simply didn't like it.


Lyrics

(Chorus)
Make your night
Got a little captain in you?
Party right
Got a little captain in you?

Are you the captain of your crew?
Or does mommy tell you what to do?
Now's the time to be a rebel
So hoist the sails and start some trouble
Do you command the highest rank?
Or wet your pants and walk the plank?

(Chorus)
Lead the charge
Got a little captain in you?
Live it large
Got a little captain in you?

Do you dive head first when you go swimming?
Or are you afear'd to talk to women?
Land lubbers act all smug and snooty
But they never get to sack the booty
Are you the life of еvery party?
Or do you fuckin' drink Bacardi?

(Chorus)
Take command
Got a little captain in you?
Drink this brand
Got a littlе captain in you?

Got a little captain in you?