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''This article is about Joe Hawley. For Joe Hawley's album Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, see [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley|Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]].''
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{{Infobox Person
  |name = Joe Hawley
  |name = Joe Hawley
  |photo = joehawley.jpg
  |photo = Joe_hawley_portrait_01_hallmanac.png
  |relation = Current Member of Tally Hall
  |relation = Current Member of Tally Hall
  |birth_date = September 23, 1982 (38 as of 2020)
  |birth_date = September 23, 1982
  |hometown = Detroit, MI
  |hometown = Detroit, MI
  |death_date = <!-- deathdate (optional) -->
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  |residence = Detroit, Michigan
  |residence = Detroit, MI
  |otherNames = Joseph, J Hawls, wHaleJoey
  |otherNames = Joseph, Joey, J Hawls, wHaleJoey, Joey Joe, Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadu, sir Joseph Hawley, Invincible Joe
  |yearsActive = 2002-Current
  |yearsActive = 2002-Current
}}
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'''Joseph Robert Hawley''', better known as Joe Hawley, is an American musical artist and member of the Michigan band known as [[Tally Hall]].


==Biography==
==Biography==
===Early Life===
===Early Life===
Joe Hawley went to Hickory Grove Elementary School and did well, even earning himself a Student of The Week certificate in 1988.
Joe Hawley went to Hickory Grove Elementary School and did well, even earning himself a Student of The Week certificate in 1988. Sometime before or during this, Joe would become a child actor with the Screen Actors Guild and appeared in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8b69TifcFY commercials] and even [https://youtube.com/watch?v=57kS3vDwBAQ&t=1939 an episode] of Unsolved Mysteries.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/a5ouhk/we_are_joe_hawley_ross_federman_and_bora_karaca/ebpanxm/?context=8&depth=9 Joe Hawley AMA Answer]</ref><ref name="JH2019I">[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g7t-2gaQxO0wZ187M5epjiocUdbZs8alQysD7H71xPg/ 2019 Joe Hawley interview.]</ref>
Joe then attended Middle School in 1994, and started studying at Lahser High School in 1997.
 
In 2001, Joe attended the University of Michigan, where he studied screenwriting. His senior thesis was a short film entitled [[The Other Way]].<ref>[https://vimeo.com/1214595 The Other Way (by Joe Hawley). Uploaded: June 22nd, 2008. Uploaded to Vimeo by Scotty Eckenthal. Vimeo.]</ref>
Joe then attended East Hills Middle School in 1994, and started studying at Lahser High School in 1997.
In 2001, Joe attended the University of Michigan, where he studied screenwriting. His senior thesis was a short film entitled [[The Other Way]].<ref>[https://vimeo.com/1214595 The Other Way (by Joe Hawley).] Uploaded: June 22nd, 2008. Uploaded to Vimeo by Scotty Eckenthal. Vimeo.</ref>


In fall 2002, Joe Hawley founded the comedy troupe [[AnonyMous]],<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmLEzCgQlpdoApei3bx_8gKtRaMz3yqj9KJNE0/ Joe Hawley's Instagram Page. 2019. Caption: "#fbf the club @uofmichigan I started (@anonyMous) (@sargasm)". Instagram.]</ref> who then went on to release a short film of their skits, entitled [[Sargasm]]<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akkOaeeChdk. Sargasm 2002. Uploaded: September 27th, 2019. YouTube.]</ref>. A lot of these skits would later find their way into [[Tally Hall's Internet Show]]. Joe graduated from the University of Michigan with honors in 2005.<ref name=whalejoey>[https://whalejoey.com/about Joe Hawley's personal website. Accessed June 5th, 2019.]</ref>
In Fall of 2002, Joe Hawley founded the comedy troupe [[AnonyMous]],<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmLEzCgQlpdoApei3bx_8gKtRaMz3yqj9KJNE0/ Joe Hawley's Instagram Page.] 2019. Caption: "#fbf the club @uofmichigan I started (@anonyMous) (@sargasm)". Instagram.</ref> who then went on to release a short film of their skits, entitled [[Sargasm]]<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akkOaeeChdk Sargasm]. Sargasm 2002. Uploaded: September 27th, 2019. YouTube.</ref>. Some skits would later find their way into [[Tally Hall's Internet Show]]. Joe graduated from the University of Michigan with honors in 2005.<ref name=whalejoey>https://whalejoey.com/about Joe Hawley's personal website. Accessed June 5th, 2019.</ref>


=== Joining Tally Hall ===
=== Joining Tally Hall ===
In Joe's words:
In Joe's words<ref>Coz Baldwin.[https://www.hiddeninthesand.com/blogs/news/2009/12/hiddeninthesand-coms-ultimate-interview-with-tally-hall Hiddeninthesand.com’s Ultimate Interview with Tally Hall]. ''Hidden In The Sand''. December 18th 2009. Retrieved 15th March 2024.</ref>:


<blockquote><i>''"Sophomore year in college, film school acquaintance [[Andrew Laurich]] and I were out videotaping a wedding. In the car on the way back, he played me a CD of his housemate’s high school band, called “[[ListedBlack]].” I thought it was OK, but didn’t think much of it.''
<blockquote><i>''"Sophomore year in college, film school acquaintance [[Andrew Laurich]] and I were out videotaping a wedding. In the car on the way back, he played me a CD of his housemate’s high school band, called “[[ListedBlack]].” I thought it was OK, but didn’t think much of it.''


''I had been to a few parties at their house, but the only person I really knew there for a while was Laurich. During Fall Semester 2002, [[Rob]] formally introduced himself to me (”I live with Andrew Laurich”) at a Musicology lecture. We began to get lunch after class semi-regularly, swapping e-mails and so forth. He sent me a few recordings of himself, [[Andrew Horowitz]], and [[Zubin]] performing a small concert in the basement of the Frieze building, which used to be an academic facility on campus. I e-mailed him a couple of experimental tracks I had made over the summer for fun with my high school friend Andrew Kurtz: Covers of “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles and “Space Oddity” by David Bowie.''
''I had been to a few parties at their house, but the only person I really knew there for a while was Laurich. During Fall Semester 2002, [[Rob]] formally introduced himself to me (”I live with Andrew Laurich”) at a Musicology lecture. We began to get lunch after class semi-regularly, swapping e-mails and so forth. He sent me a few recordings of himself, [[Andrew Horowitz]], and [[Zubin]] performing a small concert in the basement of the Frieze building, which used to be an academic facility on campus. I e-mailed him a couple of experimental tracks I had made over the summer for fun with my high school friend Andrew Kurtz: Covers of “[[Lady Madonna]]” by the Beatles and “[[Space Oddity]]” by David Bowie.''


''I was very surprised when Rob invited me to practice with his band one day; I had no intention of joining or committing to the project whatsoever. The idea of being in an actual band had never occurred to me. [[Steve Gallagher]] was invited around the same time (maybe a practice later or so), and Rob later told me that he thought I’d be an adequate lead guitarist based on some of the stuff I did in “Space Oddity.” I played a couple gigs with them (first as “Gallagher,” then as “540,” the address of their house) as a backup musician, but I didn’t really feel like part of the band until I suggested that we name it [[Tally Hall]] and Rob actually listened. He subsequently proposed it to the group (Tally Hall was one of many names I suggested via e-mail), and it was unanimous after some explaining to Andrew Horowitz, the only out-of-stater. I was basically Rob’s very inexperienced hired gun until we covered “Blinded By The Light” at the [[Blind Pig]]. Then Andrew wrote “[[Good Day]],” I wrote “[[Ruler Of Everything]],” etc."''</i></blockquote>
''I was very surprised when Rob invited me to practice with his band one day; I had no intention of joining or committing to the project whatsoever. The idea of being in an actual band had never occurred to me. [[Steve Gallagher]] was invited around the same time (maybe a practice later or so), and Rob later told me that he thought I’d be an adequate lead guitarist based on some of the stuff I did in “Space Oddity.” I played a couple gigs with them (first as “Gallagher,” then as “540,” the address of their house) as a backup musician, but I didn’t really feel like part of the band until I suggested that we name it Tally Hall and Rob actually listened. He subsequently proposed it to the group (Tally Hall was one of many names I suggested via e-mail), and it was unanimous after some explaining to Andrew Horowitz, the only out-of-stater. I was basically Rob’s very inexperienced hired gun until we covered “Blinded By The Light” at the [[Blind Pig]]. Then Andrew wrote “[[Good Day]],” I wrote “[[Ruler Of Everything]],” etc."''</i></blockquote>


On the 2006 website, Joe's bio read thusly:
On the 2006 website<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe.html Tally Hall's 2006 Website] Archiched via Skyetheguy.com.</ref>, Joe's bio read thusly:
<blockquote><i>joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.
<blockquote><i>joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.


MAJOR: film/english
MAJOR: film/english
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COLONEL: popcorn
COLONEL: popcorn
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US


TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE:
TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE:
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FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.
FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.


TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST:
TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST:
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2. part-native american? Y
2. part-native american? Y
4. three? N
4. three? N


"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY</i></blockquote>
"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY</i></blockquote>
When Joe updated the website later on, he elaborated a bit, re-copyrighted himself, and took out one of his pet deaths. And it read http://stl.dreamerstoday.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html like so"
When Joe updated the website later on, he elaborated a bit, re-copyrighted himself, and took out one of his pet deaths<ref>[https://skyetheguy.com/DoubleOOP/joe-1.html Tally Hall Website Archive 2] Archived Via Skyetheguy.com. Retrieved 15th March 2024.</ref>. And it read like so:
<blockquote><i>joe is the humble tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.
<blockquote><i>joe is the humble tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.


MAJOR: film/english
MAJOR: film/english
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LIEUTENANT: dan
LIEUTENANT: dan
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US
SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US


TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE:
TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE:
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FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.
FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.
*DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.


TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST:
TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST:
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4. four? N
4. four? N
5. encyclobeatles joehawleyca? Y
5. encyclobeatles joehawleyca? Y


if joe hawley persists, contact your local joe hawley control center immediately.
if joe hawley persists, contact your local joe hawley control center immediately.


"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 THE UNIVERSE</i></blockquote>
"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 THE UNIVERSE</i></blockquote>
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In March of 2010, Joe was not present for the tour with [[Jukebox The Ghost]] and [[Skybox]]. [[Casey Shea]] filled in for Joe (vocals and guitar), whilst wearing a black necktie.  The band told the crowds that, due to unforeseen circumstances, Joe had to back out of the tour at the last minute, but nothing was said after. Curiously, in the months leading up to this surprise, Joe cleared out his [[Twitter]] posts and deleted (or well-hid) his Facebook page. The March tour went on, and more questions arose than answers.  It was discovered that Joe was in fine health, but no one provided a clear explanation on his absence.  Months went by, and in September of 2010, a show at Denison University occurred with Casey Shea in lieu of Joe, once again.  This controversy began feeding the anger amongst fans who were already riled up over the delayed release of [[Good & Evil]], which had its ETA pushed back multiple times.
In March of 2010, Joe was not present for the tour with [[Jukebox The Ghost]] and [[Skybox]]. [[Casey Shea]] filled in for Joe (vocals and guitar), whilst wearing a black necktie.  The band told the crowds that, due to unforeseen circumstances, Joe had to back out of the tour at the last minute, but nothing was said after. Curiously, in the months leading up to this surprise, Joe cleared out his [[Twitter]] posts and deleted (or well-hid) his Facebook page. The March tour went on, and more questions arose than answers.  It was discovered that Joe was in fine health, but no one provided a clear explanation on his absence.  Months went by, and in September of 2010, a show at Denison University occurred with Casey Shea in lieu of Joe, once again.  This controversy began feeding the anger amongst fans who were already riled up over the delayed release of [[Good & Evil]], which had its ETA pushed back multiple times.


October 2010 brought more curious changes to the as-yet-untold story of Joe Hawley and his involvement with the band.  He moved to Nashville, Tennessee.  The short story there was that his lease was up in Brooklyn, and a friend of his was moving to Nashville and invited Joe to stay with him.  A few months later, he moved back to Michigan, where he currently resides.
October 2010 brought more curious changes to the as-yet-untold story of Joe Hawley and his involvement with the band.  He moved to Nashville, Tennessee.  The short story there was that his lease was up in Brooklyn, and a friend of his was moving to Nashville and invited Joe to stay with him.  A few months later, he moved back to Michigan where he currently resides.


Joe, officially, addressed his "disappearance" on Tally Hall's June 15 Ustream, over a year after his original disappearance occurred. "My personal life and my professional life intersected in a way that may have been considered unsavory," he explained. "Given that conflict, I was unable to tour." No band members have given a further explanation to this statement.
Joe officially addressed his "disappearance" on Tally Hall's June 15 Ustream, over a year after his original disappearance occurred. "My personal life and my professional life intersected in a way that may have been considered unsavory," he explained. "Given that conflict, I was unable to tour." No band members have given a further explanation to this statement.
                             
                     
                 


==Post-Tally Hall Hiatus==
=== Miracle Musical ===
Joe is one of the founding members of [[ミラクルミュージカル]], AKA: <b>Miracle Musical</b>, spearheading the project and collaborating with fellow Tally Hall members, and producer [[Bora Karaca]] to create a full-length LP entitled: [[Hawaii: Part II]], which was released on the 12th of December, 2012.{{cn|this one's ez i'm just lay-z rn}}


=== Joe Hawley Joe Hawley ===
On October 21st, 2016 Joe Hawley released a comedy hip-hop album entitled" [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]], his first solo release under his given name. On April 16th 2019, Joe released a reversed version of the album, entitled: [[γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ]], this was done to avoid copyright issues.{{cn|ad twins video}}


                              == Transphobia Allegations.(and racism)(and grooming) ==
=== Bedtyme Storiez ===
                 
In 2018, Joe Hawley created a series of ASMR-esque facebook live streams known as [[Bedtyme Storiez]] (stylized as "BeDtyMe sToRiEz"), featuring him reading various books at night in a soft voice.{{cn|Tallyall methinks}}
After Joe Hawley was asked to put pronouns in his bio to show solidarity with trans folks (which Ross and Andrew recently did), he instead:
demanded that they (youngest being 15) explain why he should care
started deleting all comments related to it
called trans and nonbinary people “transvestites” and the h slur. [ID: An Instagram conversation between Joe and an anonymous messenger.]  
 
Joe: Is this [redacted] or not
Messenger: No? I don’t know who that is
Joe: Not sure if I believe you
Joe: but defy your biology at your risk. (h slur) seem ok
Joe: Please try to stay on topic with public posts to my account
 
Messenger: I’ll restate that I am not [redacted], but please recognize the following you have and how many of those people are LGBTQ+
[END ID]
Note: The redacted name is one of his ex girlfriends.


[ID: A discord conversation with two people, both of their names are redacted with orange and green boxes.]
=== Late 2010's: Singles and Discussion of Future Work ===
Orange: am actually genuinely afraid of this man
Since the release of [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]], Joe has released multiple singles.
Orange: lemme spill some tea
Orange: so basically im a semi active user of facebook so i liked TH and their solo projects' facebook pages
Orange: normal, wanted news for their stuff
Orange: then it just so happens that joe shared a cover for aristotle's denial and i left a normie comment like "sounds cool thanks for sharing "
Orange: b###h sent me a friend request
Green: are you… female
Orange: HA
Orange: yes
Green: god damn that's creepy
Orange: lmao i thought it was a poser acc?
Green: no the dude definitely creeps on - how old are you? like how old were you when this happened?
Orange: like god damn who would ever think Mr Joe of the Hawley would ever send a friend request to a dumb b###h like me
Orange: it happened a couple months ago like im 19
[END ID]


Still (as of 2019) Joe defends Banana Man is “racial”, not racist, and that the stereotyped vocals and lyrics are a tribute to how Harry Belafonte also put on an exaggerated Jamaican accent to sing. But Belafonte is actually Jamaican by birth.  
The first was [[Special]], which was released on December 23rd 2017. Special features rapper Isaac Castor and Homestuck composer [[Marcy Nabors]].{{cn|Link to song}}
                        MISTREATING COLLABORATORS (2016 -> Present)


Joe’s ex-girlfriend didn’t want her voice in Hoodz in the Woodz but had to ask multiple times to be removed (note the time difference between the two emails), and she was treated rudely when he finally complied.Her flute solo was left in the final track.
Later on February 3rd 2018, he released [[Since I Don't Have You]] on Bandcamp.
[ID: An email conversation between Joe and his ex girlfriend]
This single featured hiddeninthesand.com creator [[Coz Baldwin]], and 2010 tour stand-in Casey Shea.{{cn|link to song}}
Re: “Hoods in the Woods (feat. [REDACTED] and Alex Kessler)
On Feb 24, 2016 at 8:46 PM, Joseph Hawley wrote:
Yes, this is still in progress. There will be rhymes (you're welcome to try anything you hear) Your Dragon Warrior might also work as a sample
On February 24, 2016 at 9:09 PM, [redacted, along with her email] wrote:
I’d rather you not use anything of mine, although I understand at the time I recorded Faron Woods for Bora/you/this
[next image]
On Jul 9, 2016, at 6:10 PM, [redacted, along with her email] wrote:
What do I have to do to get my work and my name removed from your remarkably lackluster “hip-hop” project? Name your price.
On Jul 9, 2016, at 6:12 PM, Joseph Hawley wrote:
Rude. Consider it done. You and [redacted] should be ashamed of yourselves. Don't contact me again.
[redacted] wrote:
I'm rude? I asked you to not use my work. If you cared about me, ever, or about anyone other than yourself, you'd have done this already.
You're a disgrace, and the only thing I have to be ashamed of is ever having seen anything in you
[END ID]
Lemon Demon/Neil Cicierega never got back to Joe over his offer to collaborate on JHJH. While he never publicly stated why, it's likely because Joe's ex and Neil's wife are (apparently) friends. Joe has offered for Lemon Demon to be on his personal “hip-hop” album Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, but Neil Cicierega never responded and appears to avoid contact with Joe. Important to note that this is just hearsay, and has yet to be confirmed.
Joe Hawley has a history of leaving people completely in the dark when collaborating with those who work with him, and monetizing fan-made content as his own, along with making albums filled with illegal samples.
When Tally Hall went on their Good & Evil tour, Joe infamously had to leave mid-tour because he went to court about violating a restraining order on a woman he stalked. He has confessed to it, at least partially.
[ID: A conversation between a “friend” and Joe, on June 6th, 2018]
Messenger: I don’t intend to
Messenger: That would only make it worse
Joe: It was tough enough without her compounding it during my effort to be there for her during her fight with terminal cancer
Messenger: Yeah it seems as if people have twisted this story ten fold
Joe: The Haffey thing was serious
Messenger: It sounds like it!
Messenger: As long as you’re comfortable with your current self, i.e with (purple redacted name) and so on, then there is no need to look back
Joe: (purple) is not a girlfriend
Messenger: Did (red redacted name) wrongly accuse you of something and then got you sent to Brooklyn court? Joe: I’d rather not discuss it anymore; (red redacted name) could clear my name and help me feel better about the situation, but she chooses to remain aloof
Messenger: I understand, I won’t understand the situation but I’m glad you were able to vent it out dude
Joe: Please do not try to find/contact her. This is the information with which (yellow redacted name) appears to have run
Messenger: I don’t intend to
Messenger: That would only make it worse
[END ID]


The next singles were in 2019: [[Weird Bed &/or Yes Please]], and it's reversed iteration: [[Yes Please &/or Weird Bed]]. {{cn|link to song}}


The messenger was a fan before she met Joe, and they had/have(?) some sort of relationship which no one is sure of the nature of. She was 23 when they met. He was 35. The maturity gap there should be noted as particularly weird. This is a pattern with women that Joe chooses to interact with. This statement is not about legality, either. It’s about the maturity gap. [ID: An anonymous tumblr ask from Joe’s ex girlfriends tumblr]
Joe stated in a 2019 interview that his next album would likely be titled "Joe Hawley" and would be more acoustic in comparison to his last album, which was full of samples. Joe has also been working on a song with Andrew, but little has come of it publicly.<ref name="JAWWI">[https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbDX8tjloD0 Joe & Andrew Waterworks Interview 2019] "The Andrew Horowitz and Joe Hawley Unprofessional Interview 7/25/19" Uploaded on August 4th 2019. Captromancer. ''YouTube''. Video. (Accessed Nov 21st 2023).</ref>


Anon: “i used to really like joe hawley but seeing the things you say about him has really opened my eyes… i probably won’t be supporting his music-making anymore. It hurts to see that he’s such an awful person after i looked up to him so much but i can’t even imagine how much pain he’s caused YOU, so my feelings don’t even compare. Thanks for your posts. I’d rather know the truth than to “idolize” someone so gross.”
===2020's===
His ex: “Thank you for the words of support!
On November 11th 2020, [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]] was uploaded to major streaming services.{{cn}}
Sometimes I wish I were less… vindictive(?) but he really has made my life varying degrees of miserable for the past year. He “advised” me against telling people about us, he tried for many months to get me to quit my cancer treatment (which would be, uh, fatal) and for a lot of the time he made me feel lucky to be dealing with all of it. It was an extremely unhealthy relationship. And the more mutual friends I talk to about him, the more I know that I’m far from the only one he mistreats.
Also, I guess he lowballed his fundraiser goal, and/but now he’s obligated to fulfill all the shirt/cd rewards or whatever they’re called? I gave a feeling he’s going to come up with a BUNCH of disappointed fans… which is a shame, but I’m hoping it’ll force him to acknowledge what a fu##up he’s become. (it’s not likely - I’m sure he’ll find someone to blame, because he is, of course, a perfect beacon of a human being)” [IMG DESC: A photo of a tumblr post.]
“He dropped the whole police thing, unfriended me, and blocked my number. What a classy guy”
[END ID]
His ex had/has(?) a tumblr blog which had a LOT of claims against him, however it is also something that i am unaware of the link/I have no contact for her. She was also an ex fan who was younger when she met Joe.
The excuse that “she was a fan before, she’s only saying this to sabotage his career” does not defend Joe. Think about that statement for just one second. He specifically targets younger fans of his music and consistently victimises himself. [ID: a screenshot of a tumblr anonymous ask from two years ago.]


Joe was fired from a volunteer job after trying to pressure minors into taking psychedelics.  
On December 25th 2020 (Christmas Day), Joe released a [[Sleigh Ride Invincibility Star]] to streaming services. This song had previously been featured in a 2011  Christmas compilation album. The single version features artwork by Discord user tallybrawl with minor edits by Joe.{{cn|Should be in the needlejuice discord server}}
From personal accounts of what they can remember of the evidence of screenshots, the drugs that Joe admitted to giving to minors were rosewood seeds, a well-known psychedelic.


Anon: Why does no one care what a dirtbag he is! He’s been abusive in several ways to several women! He got fired from a VOLUNTEER gig for pushing psychedelic substances on minors! (keysmash)
In 2021 Joe released the single [[Everything Means Nothing To Me]], a cover of an Elliott Smith song. The instrumental was made in 2018 but wasn't released to streaming services until May 1st 2021, along with a vocal version featuring India Valladares Lovelace IV. The vocal version was promptly removed from streaming services for private reasons.<ref>[https://open.spotify.com/album/1i3Paz1buCQ2if0WYSaXBv  Everything Means Nothing To Me on Spotify] Joe Hawley. ''Spotify''. Digital Music File. (Accessed Nov 21st 2023).</ref> This is the latest single Joe has released to date.
His ex: i care. joe hawley should be in prison.
[END ID]


In late 2023 Joe's streaming profile was subjected to attacks of multiple fraudulent uploads of audio in his name, causing him to leave the disribution service DistroKid.<ref>Joe Hawley.[https://www.tumblr.com/hitsdotcom/745874016357826560/archived-from Archived screenshot of Joe Hawley Facebook Post about Distrokid] Archived via the HITSdotcom Tumblr. Original Link:[https://www.facebook.com/joehawleyjoehawley/posts/pfbid08trci4JUeiAyrGZYNvpkAPhdQ3HuQgTTmZYQc4g8MNBKh6txkSpL2z9NVwtaNrYCl]. ''Facebook''. 2023.</ref>


[IMG ID: A discord conversation between one writer of this doc (green) and a person recalling the screenshots (red)]
==Personal Life==
Green: I do wish we had whatever screenshots supposedly proved the “giving minors psychoactive substances” thing though because that’s still just hearsay
Joe owns three tortoises, Yoy Malloy<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJGQcrD-uM/ Instagram Post of Yoy Malloy]. ''Instagram'', 2nd July 2020. Retrieved 15th March 2024.</ref>, Ouija, and Sage of Hearts.<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/COgIlI6jK1P/ Sage of Hearts on Instagram]. ''Instagram'', 5th May 2021. Retrieved 24th March 2024.</ref> Joe used to own a cat named Tanooki,<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CCh-kToDG0a/ Instagram post of Tanooki] ''Instagram''. Posted:12th July 2020. Retrieved: 15th March 2024.</ref> and a rabbit named Toots.<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CNflOCsjahG Instagram Post of Toots] ''Instagram'', 10th April 2021. Retrieved 24th March 2024.</ref> Tanooki went missing at a hotel in Miami, Florida, and Toots is assumed to be in good care.{{cn}}
Red: i totes saw those screenshots i don’t know what happened to them
Green: yeah enough people seem to remember that i figured it was worth keeping in
Green: it’s one thing to say “adults should be held accountable for their actions” and it’s another thing to realize that whatever consequences come from there on out will be in part by your hand, so forgive the sudden neuroticism here
Red: it was so dumb too he was like “it’s a matter of opinion that rosewood is a psychedelic, you could say that anything is a psychedelic if you want to” or some #hit like that (i only vaguely remember what he said but it was something along those lines)
[END ID]


=== Miracle Musical ===
Joe has talked about living a "quasi-homeless" lifestyle, including camping in hammocks.<ref name="RJJJRadio2018">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12cVp9hYBmQ Joe and Ross on Jimmy Jam Radio, 02/21/2018. ''YouTube''.]</ref> He also enjoys plant/fungi-based foraging, inner & outer space, sports, transportation, the internet, swimming, etc." As of 2022, Joe currently resides in the Detroit area.<ref name=whalejoey></ref>
Joe is one of the founding members of [[ミラクルミュージカル]], AKA: <b>Miracle Musical</b>, spearheading the project and collaborating with fellow Tally Hall members, and producer [[Bora Karaca]] to create a full-length LP entitled: [[Hawaii: Part II]], which was released on the 12th of December, 2012.
 
=== Joe Hawley Joe Hawley ===
On October 21st, 2016 Joe Hawley released a comedy hip-hop album entitled" [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]], his first solo release under his given name. On April 16th 2019, Joe released a reversed version of the album, entitled: [[γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ]], this was done to avoid copyright issues.


==Solo Work==
==Solo Work==
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* [[Hawaii: Part II]]
* [[Hawaii: Part II]]
* [[Hawaii: Part II: Part ii]]
* [[Hawaii: Part II: Part ii]]
* [[Candle On The Water]] - Single
* [[Hawaii Partii]]
[[File:Joe_Hawley_Joe_Hawley_Cover.png|200px|thumb|Joe Hawley Joe Hawley|link=Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]]
[[File:Joe_Hawley_Joe_Hawley_Cover.png|200px|thumb|Joe Hawley Joe Hawley|link=Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]]
As '''Joe Hawley''':
As '''Joe Hawley''':
* [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]]
* [[Joe Hawley Joe Hawley]]
* [[Special]] (feat. Isaac Castor & Nabors) - Single
* [[Special]] (feat. Isaac Castor & [[Marcy Nabors|Nabors]])
* [[Since_I_don%27t_have_you|Since I Don't Have You]] (ft. [[Coz Baldwin]] & [[Casey Shea]])
* [[Since_I_don%27t_have_you|Since I Don't Have You]] (ft. [[Coz Baldwin]] & [[Casey Shea]])
* [[Sleigh Ride Invincibility Star]]
* [[Everything Means Nothing To Me (Instrumental)]]
* [[Everything Means Nothing To Me]] (ft. India Valladares Lovelace IV) (removed)


== Fun Facts ==
==Trivia==
* Joe's middle name is Robert
* The song Joe is most proud of is [[Dream Sweet In Sea Major]].<ref name="RJJJRadio2018"></ref>
 
* Joe had a Twitter account where he recorded his dreams.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20090703175100/http://twitter.com/joehawley Joe's old Twitter] Archived on The Wayback Machine.</ref>
* Joe has a Twitter account, in which he records his dreams.<ref>[http://twitter.com/wHaleJoey Joe's Twitter]</ref> The username "wHaleJoey" is an anagram of Joe Hawley. Joe has since deleted his Twitter account and the username has been claimed by another user.
* His website name "wHaleJoey" is an anagram of Joe Hawley.
 
* Joe's first CDs was The Beatles Boxset, which he got from K-Mart in the third grade.<ref name="SOTMJoe"></ref>
* Joe took direct inspiration from an unfortunate event that occurred at Rotary Park, he and Zubin were mugged there. Leading to the production of Rotary Park in his JHJH album.
* In 2010 It was reported that Joe was a pescatarian,<ref>[https://tallyhall.livejournal.com/82744.html Interview with Tally Hall about foods.]</ref> In more recent years it is safer to assume his diet is closer to Vegetarian.<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CI39PrejV1M/ Instagram Post using #vegetarians hashtag] ''Instagram''. Retrieved 15th March 2024.</ref><ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CDgPR_ojPqO/ Instagram Post quoting Einstein, talking about vegetarianism.] ''Instagram''. Retrieved 15th March 2024.</ref>
 
* He is very good at Tetris.<ref>Reuploaded by Agent DoubleOOP [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA5czXKtMN4 Joe's Legendary Tetris Game, Higher Quality (Tally Hall).] September 8th, 2013. ''YouTube''.</ref>
* He is very good at Tetris<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA5czXKtMN4 Joe's Legendary Tetris Game, Higher Quality (Tally Hall). Re-Uploaded to YouTube by Agent DoubleOOP: September 8th, 2013. YouTube.]</ref>
* Joe's favorite song from Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum is [[Taken For A Ride]].<ref name="COLTH2008">[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966813785677512734/1014456137535471616/tally-hall--collegian--april-2008--pg.-2-extralarge_1216402092342_1.jpg Collegian Interview. April 2008.]</ref>
 
* Joe has never killed anyone "to his knowledge".<ref name="JH2019I"></ref>
*Joe's name is misspelled as "Joe Halley" on The Michigan Daily's article about Tally Hall's Blind Pig tour.<ref>[https://www.michigandaily.com/content/tally-hall-play-blind-pig-record-debut-disc Michigan Daily]</ref>
* Joe's favorite part of living in Detroit is "the feeling of complete freedom." His least favorite is feeling "utterly restricted".<ref name="JH2019I">[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g7t-2gaQxO0wZ187M5epjiocUdbZs8alQysD7H71xPg/ 2019 Joe Hawley interview.]</ref>
 
* Since the beginning of Tally Hall, Joe has gone through 15 red ties.<ref name="JH2019I"></ref>
* Joe has never killed anyone "to his knowledge".
* His daily routine is to floss and brush. "I floss and brush, yo."<ref name="JH2019I"></ref>
 
* Joe took part in over 40 performances (plus rehearsals) as Eddie in Tom Dudzick's "Over the Tavern." <ref name="JH2019I"></ref>
* Since the beginning of Tally Hall, Joe has gone through 15 red ties.
* In 2006, Joe recommended Magical Mystery Tour by [[The Beatles]], Queen's Greatest Hits, Volume 1 & 2, Switched-On Bach by Wendy Carlos, Midnite Vultures by Beck, and Rachmaninoff plays Rachmaninoff on Amazon.com. His reasons for choosing these was "Just trust me."
 
* Joe smoked marijuana from 1999 to 2007. <ref name="JoeStreamJuly2018">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkBSAWxcvIA Joe Hawley Live Stream July 26 2018. Youtube.] ''YouTube''.</ref>
* His daily routine is to floss and brush. "I floss and brush, yo."
* If Joe could collaborate with any artist in history, he would collaborate with Bach, The Beatles, and oddly Benjamin Franklin.<ref name="SOTMJoe">[https://stoicsweetmint.livejournal.com/191656.html SongOfTtheMonth Interview w/Joe] ''Livejournal''.</ref>
 
* In 2005, Joe completed a creative writing thesis titled "WHO SHOT UNCLE DAN? and other quandaries".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20211016153159/https://lsa.umich.edu/english/undergraduate/honors/creative-writing-honors-archive.html Creative Writing Thesis Archive] ''University Of Michigan''. Archived at The Wayback Machine. Accessed 15th March 2024.</ref>
* Joe took part in over 40 performances (plus rehearsals) as Eddie in Tom Dudzick's "Over the Tavern".
* Part of Joe's home décor is named Stritchy, made out of googly eyes and a small bridge for a mouth. Despite being (seemingly) being an inanimate object, Stritchy both "sees", "knows",<ref>[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524990109641080854/998012791770325022/unknown.png Joe Hawley Instagram screenshot about Stritchy seeing and knowing.] LINK DEAD PLEASE UPDATE</ref> and has a catchphrase, "Big wall".<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CProRm9jvUD/ Joe Hawley Instagram post about Stritchy's catchphrase]</ref> Stritchy's birthday is June 3rd.<ref>[https://www.instagram.com/p/CPtFDdnD6T7 Joe Hawley Instagram post confirming Stritchy's birthday.] ''Instagram''.</ref>
*Joe's favorite NES game is Zelda II: The Adventure of Link<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/a5ouhk/comment/ebob656/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 2018 Miracle Musical AMA.] ''Reddit'', December 13th 2018.</ref>


==Songs==
==Songs==
The following is an alphabetical compilation of the [[Tally Hall]] songs Joe Hawley has written or helped to write:
The following is an alphabetical compilation of the songs Joe Hawley has written or helped to write:
<categorytree mode=pages hideroot=on>Songs by Joe Hawley</categorytree>
<categorytree mode=pages hideroot=on>Songs by Joe Hawley</categorytree>


== Links ==
==Links==
* [https://www.facebook.com/joehawleyjoehawley/ Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Facebook Account]
* [https://whalejoey.com/ Joe Hawley Website]
* [https://www.youtube.com/c/JoeHawleyJoeHawley Joe Hawley YouTube Channel]
* [https://www.facebook.com/joehawleyjoehawley/ Joe Hawley Facebook]
* [https://joehawley.bandcamp.com/ Joe Hawley Bandcamp]
* [https://spoutible.com/joehawley Joe Hawley Spoutible]
* [https://www.instagram.com/joehawleyjoehawley/ Joe Hawley Instagram] (Hacked, but preserved. Joe no longer has access to this account.)


==References==
==References==
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Joe Hawley
Joe hawley portrait 01 hallmanac.png
Current Member of Tally Hall
Date of Birth: September 23, 1982
Hometown: Detroit, MI
Current resident of: Detroit, MI
Other Names: Joseph, Joey, J Hawls, wHaleJoey, Joey Joe, Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadu, sir Joseph Hawley, Invincible Joe

Joseph Robert Hawley, better known as Joe Hawley, is an American musical artist and member of the Michigan band known as Tally Hall.

Biography

Early Life

Joe Hawley went to Hickory Grove Elementary School and did well, even earning himself a Student of The Week certificate in 1988. Sometime before or during this, Joe would become a child actor with the Screen Actors Guild and appeared in commercials and even an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.[1][2]

Joe then attended East Hills Middle School in 1994, and started studying at Lahser High School in 1997. In 2001, Joe attended the University of Michigan, where he studied screenwriting. His senior thesis was a short film entitled The Other Way.[3]

In Fall of 2002, Joe Hawley founded the comedy troupe AnonyMous,[4] who then went on to release a short film of their skits, entitled Sargasm[5]. Some skits would later find their way into Tally Hall's Internet Show. Joe graduated from the University of Michigan with honors in 2005.[6]

Joining Tally Hall

In Joe's words[7]:

"Sophomore year in college, film school acquaintance Andrew Laurich and I were out videotaping a wedding. In the car on the way back, he played me a CD of his housemate’s high school band, called “ListedBlack.” I thought it was OK, but didn’t think much of it.

I had been to a few parties at their house, but the only person I really knew there for a while was Laurich. During Fall Semester 2002, Rob formally introduced himself to me (”I live with Andrew Laurich”) at a Musicology lecture. We began to get lunch after class semi-regularly, swapping e-mails and so forth. He sent me a few recordings of himself, Andrew Horowitz, and Zubin performing a small concert in the basement of the Frieze building, which used to be an academic facility on campus. I e-mailed him a couple of experimental tracks I had made over the summer for fun with my high school friend Andrew Kurtz: Covers of “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles and “Space Oddity” by David Bowie.

I was very surprised when Rob invited me to practice with his band one day; I had no intention of joining or committing to the project whatsoever. The idea of being in an actual band had never occurred to me. Steve Gallagher was invited around the same time (maybe a practice later or so), and Rob later told me that he thought I’d be an adequate lead guitarist based on some of the stuff I did in “Space Oddity.” I played a couple gigs with them (first as “Gallagher,” then as “540,” the address of their house) as a backup musician, but I didn’t really feel like part of the band until I suggested that we name it Tally Hall and Rob actually listened. He subsequently proposed it to the group (Tally Hall was one of many names I suggested via e-mail), and it was unanimous after some explaining to Andrew Horowitz, the only out-of-stater. I was basically Rob’s very inexperienced hired gun until we covered “Blinded By The Light” at the Blind Pig. Then Andrew wrote “Good Day,” I wrote “Ruler Of Everything,” etc."

On the 2006 website[8], Joe's bio read thusly:

joe is the tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.

MAJOR: film/english MINOR: none COLONEL: popcorn SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US

TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: FACT: joe is the oldest tally. FACT: joe is compiling a cereal cookbook. FACT: joe was senior class president in high school. FACT: joe has had several tragic pets. among them:


1. EDMUND (1999-2001). pac-man frog. ate one of joe's other frogs, CHUCKY. referred to thereafter as CHEDMUND.


2. COTTON (1980-1995). maltese. blind and deaf with no teeth; wandered over to the neighborhood lake. surrounded by a circle of honking geese. finally dispatched by a snapping turtle.


3. DUFFY (2004-2005). betta. DOA upon returning from new jersey.

FACT: in first grade, joe developed a condition known as "nintendo thumb." FACT: joe appeared on "unsolved mysteries." FICTION: joe hates white people. FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.

  • DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.

TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: 1. double-jointed fingers? Y 2. part-native american? Y 4. three? N

"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 BOB AND DARLINE HAWLEY

When Joe updated the website later on, he elaborated a bit, re-copyrighted himself, and took out one of his pet deaths[9]. And it read like so:

joe is the humble tally hall moviesmith. a member of SAG, AFTRA, and equity, joe has been fulfilling general showmanship since the tender age of six. the simpsons made fun of him for singing "high hopes" in a children's hospital commercial.

MAJOR: film/english MINOR: none LIEUTENANT: dan SHOE SIZE: 11.5 US

TALLY HALL'S JOE HAWLEY FACT SHEET DETECTIVE DATABASE ARCHIVE: FACT: joe is the oldest tally. FACT: joe is compiling a cereal cookbook. FACT: joe was senior class president in high school. FACT: joe has had several tragic pets. among them:


1. EDMUND (1999-2001). pac-man frog. ate one of joe's other frogs, CHUCKY. referred to thereafter as CHEDMUND.


2. COTTON (1980-1995). maltese. blind and deaf with no teeth; wandered over to the neighborhood lake. surrounded by a circle of honking geese. finally dispatched by a snapping turtle.

FACT: in first grade, joe developed a condition known as "nintendo thumb." FACT: joe appeared on "unsolved mysteries." FICTION: joe hates white people. FACT: joe and jesus's dad share a first name. FACT: joe is obsessed with The Infinite.* he's pondering it right now.

  • DID YOU KNOW? "ruler of everything" is a song about time.

TALLY HALL'S EMERGENCY JOE HAWLEY CHECKLIST: 1. double-jointed fingers? Y 2. convoluted, cowlick-encroached scalp dressing? Y 3. part native american? Y 4. four? N 5. encyclobeatles joehawleyca? Y

if joe hawley persists, contact your local joe hawley control center immediately.

"JOE HAWLEY" ©1982 THE UNIVERSE

"Where's Joe?" Controversy of 2010

In March of 2010, Joe was not present for the tour with Jukebox The Ghost and Skybox. Casey Shea filled in for Joe (vocals and guitar), whilst wearing a black necktie. The band told the crowds that, due to unforeseen circumstances, Joe had to back out of the tour at the last minute, but nothing was said after. Curiously, in the months leading up to this surprise, Joe cleared out his Twitter posts and deleted (or well-hid) his Facebook page. The March tour went on, and more questions arose than answers. It was discovered that Joe was in fine health, but no one provided a clear explanation on his absence. Months went by, and in September of 2010, a show at Denison University occurred with Casey Shea in lieu of Joe, once again. This controversy began feeding the anger amongst fans who were already riled up over the delayed release of Good & Evil, which had its ETA pushed back multiple times.

October 2010 brought more curious changes to the as-yet-untold story of Joe Hawley and his involvement with the band. He moved to Nashville, Tennessee. The short story there was that his lease was up in Brooklyn, and a friend of his was moving to Nashville and invited Joe to stay with him. A few months later, he moved back to Michigan where he currently resides.

Joe officially addressed his "disappearance" on Tally Hall's June 15 Ustream, over a year after his original disappearance occurred. "My personal life and my professional life intersected in a way that may have been considered unsavory," he explained. "Given that conflict, I was unable to tour." No band members have given a further explanation to this statement.

Post-Tally Hall Hiatus

Miracle Musical

Joe is one of the founding members of ミラクルミュージカル, AKA: Miracle Musical, spearheading the project and collaborating with fellow Tally Hall members, and producer Bora Karaca to create a full-length LP entitled: Hawaii: Part II, which was released on the 12th of December, 2012.[citation needed]

Joe Hawley Joe Hawley

On October 21st, 2016 Joe Hawley released a comedy hip-hop album entitled" Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, his first solo release under his given name. On April 16th 2019, Joe released a reversed version of the album, entitled: γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ γɘlwɒH ɘoႱ, this was done to avoid copyright issues.[citation needed]

Bedtyme Storiez

In 2018, Joe Hawley created a series of ASMR-esque facebook live streams known as Bedtyme Storiez (stylized as "BeDtyMe sToRiEz"), featuring him reading various books at night in a soft voice.[citation needed]

Late 2010's: Singles and Discussion of Future Work

Since the release of Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe has released multiple singles.

The first was Special, which was released on December 23rd 2017. Special features rapper Isaac Castor and Homestuck composer Marcy Nabors.[citation needed]

Later on February 3rd 2018, he released Since I Don't Have You on Bandcamp. This single featured hiddeninthesand.com creator Coz Baldwin, and 2010 tour stand-in Casey Shea.[citation needed]

The next singles were in 2019: Weird Bed &/or Yes Please, and it's reversed iteration: Yes Please &/or Weird Bed. [citation needed]

Joe stated in a 2019 interview that his next album would likely be titled "Joe Hawley" and would be more acoustic in comparison to his last album, which was full of samples. Joe has also been working on a song with Andrew, but little has come of it publicly.[10]

2020's

On November 11th 2020, Joe Hawley Joe Hawley was uploaded to major streaming services.[citation needed]

On December 25th 2020 (Christmas Day), Joe released a Sleigh Ride Invincibility Star to streaming services. This song had previously been featured in a 2011 Christmas compilation album. The single version features artwork by Discord user tallybrawl with minor edits by Joe.[citation needed]

In 2021 Joe released the single Everything Means Nothing To Me, a cover of an Elliott Smith song. The instrumental was made in 2018 but wasn't released to streaming services until May 1st 2021, along with a vocal version featuring India Valladares Lovelace IV. The vocal version was promptly removed from streaming services for private reasons.[11] This is the latest single Joe has released to date.

In late 2023 Joe's streaming profile was subjected to attacks of multiple fraudulent uploads of audio in his name, causing him to leave the disribution service DistroKid.[12]

Personal Life

Joe owns three tortoises, Yoy Malloy[13], Ouija, and Sage of Hearts.[14] Joe used to own a cat named Tanooki,[15] and a rabbit named Toots.[16] Tanooki went missing at a hotel in Miami, Florida, and Toots is assumed to be in good care.[citation needed]

Joe has talked about living a "quasi-homeless" lifestyle, including camping in hammocks.[17] He also enjoys plant/fungi-based foraging, inner & outer space, sports, transportation, the internet, swimming, etc." As of 2022, Joe currently resides in the Detroit area.[6]

Solo Work

As ミラクルミュージカル

Joe Hawley Joe Hawley

As Joe Hawley:

Trivia

  • The song Joe is most proud of is Dream Sweet In Sea Major.[17]
  • Joe had a Twitter account where he recorded his dreams.[18]
  • His website name "wHaleJoey" is an anagram of Joe Hawley.
  • Joe's first CDs was The Beatles Boxset, which he got from K-Mart in the third grade.[19]
  • In 2010 It was reported that Joe was a pescatarian,[20] In more recent years it is safer to assume his diet is closer to Vegetarian.[21][22]
  • He is very good at Tetris.[23]
  • Joe's favorite song from Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum is Taken For A Ride.[24]
  • Joe has never killed anyone "to his knowledge".[2]
  • Joe's favorite part of living in Detroit is "the feeling of complete freedom." His least favorite is feeling "utterly restricted".[2]
  • Since the beginning of Tally Hall, Joe has gone through 15 red ties.[2]
  • His daily routine is to floss and brush. "I floss and brush, yo."[2]
  • Joe took part in over 40 performances (plus rehearsals) as Eddie in Tom Dudzick's "Over the Tavern." [2]
  • In 2006, Joe recommended Magical Mystery Tour by The Beatles, Queen's Greatest Hits, Volume 1 & 2, Switched-On Bach by Wendy Carlos, Midnite Vultures by Beck, and Rachmaninoff plays Rachmaninoff on Amazon.com. His reasons for choosing these was "Just trust me."
  • Joe smoked marijuana from 1999 to 2007. [25]
  • If Joe could collaborate with any artist in history, he would collaborate with Bach, The Beatles, and oddly Benjamin Franklin.[19]
  • In 2005, Joe completed a creative writing thesis titled "WHO SHOT UNCLE DAN? and other quandaries".[26]
  • Part of Joe's home décor is named Stritchy, made out of googly eyes and a small bridge for a mouth. Despite being (seemingly) being an inanimate object, Stritchy both "sees", "knows",[27] and has a catchphrase, "Big wall".[28] Stritchy's birthday is June 3rd.[29]
  • Joe's favorite NES game is Zelda II: The Adventure of Link[30]

Songs

The following is an alphabetical compilation of the songs Joe Hawley has written or helped to write:

Links

References

  1. Joe Hawley AMA Answer
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5 2019 Joe Hawley interview.
  3. The Other Way (by Joe Hawley). Uploaded: June 22nd, 2008. Uploaded to Vimeo by Scotty Eckenthal. Vimeo.
  4. Joe Hawley's Instagram Page. 2019. Caption: "#fbf the club @uofmichigan I started (@anonyMous) (@sargasm)". Instagram.
  5. Sargasm. Sargasm 2002. Uploaded: September 27th, 2019. YouTube.
  6. 6.0 6.1 https://whalejoey.com/about Joe Hawley's personal website. Accessed June 5th, 2019.
  7. Coz Baldwin.Hiddeninthesand.com’s Ultimate Interview with Tally Hall. Hidden In The Sand. December 18th 2009. Retrieved 15th March 2024.
  8. Tally Hall's 2006 Website Archiched via Skyetheguy.com.
  9. Tally Hall Website Archive 2 Archived Via Skyetheguy.com. Retrieved 15th March 2024.
  10. Joe & Andrew Waterworks Interview 2019 "The Andrew Horowitz and Joe Hawley Unprofessional Interview 7/25/19" Uploaded on August 4th 2019. Captromancer. YouTube. Video. (Accessed Nov 21st 2023).
  11. Everything Means Nothing To Me on Spotify Joe Hawley. Spotify. Digital Music File. (Accessed Nov 21st 2023).
  12. Joe Hawley.Archived screenshot of Joe Hawley Facebook Post about Distrokid Archived via the HITSdotcom Tumblr. Original Link:[1]. Facebook. 2023.
  13. Instagram Post of Yoy Malloy. Instagram, 2nd July 2020. Retrieved 15th March 2024.
  14. Sage of Hearts on Instagram. Instagram, 5th May 2021. Retrieved 24th March 2024.
  15. Instagram post of Tanooki Instagram. Posted:12th July 2020. Retrieved: 15th March 2024.
  16. Instagram Post of Toots Instagram, 10th April 2021. Retrieved 24th March 2024.
  17. 17.0 17.1 Joe and Ross on Jimmy Jam Radio, 02/21/2018. YouTube.
  18. Joe's old Twitter Archived on The Wayback Machine.
  19. 19.0 19.1 SongOfTtheMonth Interview w/Joe Livejournal.
  20. Interview with Tally Hall about foods.
  21. Instagram Post using #vegetarians hashtag Instagram. Retrieved 15th March 2024.
  22. Instagram Post quoting Einstein, talking about vegetarianism. Instagram. Retrieved 15th March 2024.
  23. Reuploaded by Agent DoubleOOP Joe's Legendary Tetris Game, Higher Quality (Tally Hall). September 8th, 2013. YouTube.
  24. Collegian Interview. April 2008.
  25. Joe Hawley Live Stream July 26 2018. Youtube. YouTube.
  26. Creative Writing Thesis Archive University Of Michigan. Archived at The Wayback Machine. Accessed 15th March 2024.
  27. Joe Hawley Instagram screenshot about Stritchy seeing and knowing. LINK DEAD PLEASE UPDATE
  28. Joe Hawley Instagram post about Stritchy's catchphrase
  29. Joe Hawley Instagram post confirming Stritchy's birthday. Instagram.
  30. 2018 Miracle Musical AMA. Reddit, December 13th 2018.